Comrades, I love cosplay. Comrades, I love cosplay. Comrades, I really love cosplay!
Comrades, I seek cosplay. I seek a cosfest that is not unlike paradise on earth.
Comrades, those that follow me, the Battalion Comrades. What do you seek?
Do you seek better cosplay?
Do you seek a CMI-like cosplay with no mercy?
Do you seek an all-out cosplay that rages like the fat Rozen Maidens and burns the eyes of three thousand worlds?
*Men and Officers of the Battalion*
Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg! Krieg!
Fine, then Krieg it is!
We are a fist that we’ve clenched with all our might, about to strike down! But an ordinary cosplay will not satisfy us anymore after we have endured for half a century in this darkness.
A full-scale cosplay! An all out full-scale cosplay!
We are barely one battalion, less than a thousand troops remaining. But i believe you all to be veteran soldiers who each are a match for a thousand. In that case, you and I make a total strength of one million and one.
Let us wake those bastards that forced us into oblivion and are now fast asleep. We will grab them by the hair and drag them down. Force their eyes open and remind them.
We will remind them of the taste of fear!
We will remind them of the sound of our march!
We will remind them that there are things between heaven and earth that they cannot possibly understand. I will burn down the earth with a Kampfgruppe of a thousand cosplayers.
That’s right. That’s the light of Singapore that we have all been waiting for. I have brought you all back as promised.
To that nostalgic battlefield.
To that nostalgic cosplay!
*Men and Officers of the Battalion*
*Cheering*
And so the Seelowe (Sealion/Merlion) has finally crossed the sea and climbs onto land.
This is a message to all Millennium Battalion personnel. This is an order from the battalion commander!
Now comrades, let’s raise awareness.
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